This Mary Kay doesn't drive a pink caddy!
I now intend to honor teachers and edookaturs that play naughty-naughty with their students. How cool is THAT? Not very? Oh. Too bad. More of me, the less of you, remember?
"Oh, there you go....picking on teachers again. You're a biased jerky-face, Owl!" .
Yet I'm the one who's biased.
Kiddies, I have less bias in my whole body than most of you do in your pinky fingers. But protestations that I hate teachers prove nothing. I don't hate teachers. But the most convenient way to throw up a smoke screen is to accuse a sinner like me of being biased. Hey, whatever doesn't work, right?
Every profession has its good and bad members. Each one contributes to--and profits from--our society. And the vast amount of people in our society are good people and honorable employees, be they lawyers, clergy, businessdudes, businesschicks, accountants, candlestick makers or teachers.
My objection is the way people pile on one profession while pounding on another. It's bullshit that the Catholic Church gets ripped on for child abuse, yet the education field is barely mentioned--even when evidence indicates that the problem is more severe in the latter.
It's bullshit when we cry about teachers' salaries when they're paid well and then ignore the fact that our military men and women not only lay thier asses on the line every day, they choose not to work in a more lucrative career. Unless you count getting to list dodging bullets and bombs in your job description as lucrative.
Anyway, the new award is called the "Mary Kay Letourneau Award". If you don't know who she is, google the little charmer.
This week's winner is Byron Toups, the band director at Destrehan High School in Destrehan, Louisiana. This intrepid edukatur was arrested this week for having sex last school year with a 16 year old girl.
At his house. "Hey baby, wanna play my tromboner?" Investigators also allege that he tried to kiss another girl at a band camp (they actually have band camps?) over the last summer vacation.
Good luck, Byron! Prisoners LOVVVVVVVVE guys who bang underage girls. But hey, if you get into hot water at the ol' graybar motel, just hit on the head with your MKLTA!
Or better yet, put them all to sleep by complaining that when you were a band director, you were underpaid.
Whatever.
Since Dateline, 60 Minutes, and all of the other supposedly unbiased major journalistic sources have the oh-so-evil Catholic Church covered--ad naseum--I guess it's up to lil' old me to pick up the slack.
I now intend to honor teachers and edookaturs that play naughty-naughty with their students. How cool is THAT? Not very? Oh. Too bad. More of me, the less of you, remember?
"Oh, there you go....picking on teachers again. You're a biased jerky-face, Owl!" .
Yeah, sure.....I'm biased. Whatever.
And yet, you all make lawyer jokes, right? Yet you get pulled over with a blood alcohol content over the legal limit, who do you call? Or when your asshole neighbor cuts a tree limb and it falls and does damage to your house, who do you call? A lawyer. But until you actually need one, all lawyers suck and are slimy parasites. All lawyers are bad, and all teachers are good. And all priests rape children.
Yet I'm the one who's biased.
Kiddies, I have less bias in my whole body than most of you do in your pinky fingers. But protestations that I hate teachers prove nothing. I don't hate teachers. But the most convenient way to throw up a smoke screen is to accuse a sinner like me of being biased. Hey, whatever doesn't work, right?
Every profession has its good and bad members. Each one contributes to--and profits from--our society. And the vast amount of people in our society are good people and honorable employees, be they lawyers, clergy, businessdudes, businesschicks, accountants, candlestick makers or teachers.
My objection is the way people pile on one profession while pounding on another. It's bullshit that the Catholic Church gets ripped on for child abuse, yet the education field is barely mentioned--even when evidence indicates that the problem is more severe in the latter.
It's bullshit when we cry about teachers' salaries when they're paid well and then ignore the fact that our military men and women not only lay thier asses on the line every day, they choose not to work in a more lucrative career. Unless you count getting to list dodging bullets and bombs in your job description as lucrative.
Anyway, the new award is called the "Mary Kay Letourneau Award". If you don't know who she is, google the little charmer.
This week's winner is Byron Toups, the band director at Destrehan High School in Destrehan, Louisiana. This intrepid edukatur was arrested this week for having sex last school year with a 16 year old girl.
At his house. "Hey baby, wanna play my tromboner?" Investigators also allege that he tried to kiss another girl at a band camp (they actually have band camps?) over the last summer vacation.
Good luck, Byron! Prisoners LOVVVVVVVVE guys who bang underage girls. But hey, if you get into hot water at the ol' graybar motel, just hit on the head with your MKLTA!
Or better yet, put them all to sleep by complaining that when you were a band director, you were underpaid.
Whatever.
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